Today
I am at home having a sickie.
I've
got the ubiquitous 'cough and cold' that is plaguing so many other people at
the moment. I think it has something to do with the change of seasons. People
here cannot have a cough or a cold;
no it must be the full cough and
cold. It always reminds me of when people say ‘pants and shirt’ to mean clothes
other than Gho and Kira! People cannot just be said to be wearing pants, no it
is always described as pants and
shirt, anyhow…
My
voice was almost completely gone yesterday and I rasped through two lessons
before throwing in the towel. Chador Tenzin, in my home class, said in his
gruff little voice, "we will pray for you sir."
Chador, on the left enjoying a special lunch at school.
Now
I am seriously hoping I don't need divine intervention to overcome my malady.
In
class I pretended to search Leki Dorji's bag looking for my lost voice and was
disappointed when it didn't come to light, he was protesting his innocence
throughout!
I
taught using a lot of mime yesterday, which was pretty amusing, I am sure. I
decided to approach the Principal at morning interval and he OK’d me taking the
rest of the day off and he also reminded me that it was about the same time
last year I was suffering the same lack of voice- he has a very good memory!
Leki, "I didn't do it Sir," Dorji.
Many
of the boys had chunks cut out of their hair on Monday morning as a salutary
reminder to get it all cut. There had been many, many reminders about hair
length and style requirements but a lot of the boys were still sporting their
‘hedgehog’ hairstyles.
The 'look' and the 'style'
On
Monday the TOD simply announced, "Today is a god day for........ cutting......
your.......hair."
A
collective groan rose from the raggedy and spiky headed boys.
Then
and there teachers gathered chunks of their fringes and neatly snipped them off
with paper scissors before depositing the severed follicles into the boys'
outstretched hands.
The
boys accepted their fate silently with the resignation born of experience.
The
girls had some fair scrutiny but I think managed to avoid the shame of having
their hair 'styled' by any of the Sirs or Madams.
Some close scrutiny there for the girls.
Yesterday
most of the boys were sporting new short haircuts including two or three from
my class. The haircuts were definitely 'home made' and done with the most basic
of implements! One boy in my class was still sporting his 'chunk out look' and
it didn't seem to worry him at all! Most probably the sharpest thing at home
was an agricultural implement more suited to slash and burn than cut and style!
The look, the style and the pose!
I
will try to get up the road to pay our Internet bill today. Due to continual
outages of the net I have now dubbed it the Intermittent-net to describe the on
again, off again nature of the service here. Vicky and I actually have two Internet
options, one is Mobile Broadband, a data card they call it here, a USB thingy and
the other, Broadband at home using a fixed phone line and modem router that
plugs in and requires electricity.
The
term 'Broadband' must not be taken in an absolute context however; it is most
decidedly a small 'b' Broadband as speeds are woefully slow and even to use the
word speed is something of a misnomer!
At
least they have the Internet here, it is a great achievement for a country so
geographically challenged to have sufficient poles, towers, exchanges, knowhow
and kilometers and kilometers of cable installed and working most of the time.
Fortunately
for us if either one of our Internet options isn’t working or we are without
electricity we can usually get the other one to connect so we can at least
check emails and Facebook or get the news headlines and stuff.
For
the Broadband at home one we use recharge cards just like for our mobile phones
to 'refresh' our account. They cost Nu399 for 2.5 GB of data that lasts for a
month. Good oh, only problem being you can't buy said recharge cards here in our
town, of course not. You can only get them from the Telecom office in
Trashigang or any other regional capital on a working day, during business
hours when we are, guess where, that's right, at school!!!
Now
that we have finally been paid I will try and buy a stack of them next chance I
get. People get 'friends' to do that kind of stuff for them very often, if
someone is going to Trashigang from here they will be inundated with requests
for anything from money from the ATM, to cakes from the bakery, to a gas bottle
for the kitchen, to veggies from the (great but somewhat distant) veggie market
to who knows what!
The bill I can pay at the Telecom office here is for our data card and I can pay it in cash and even get a nice hand written receipt on the bright pink paper from the big old receipt book, if the Telecom Officer isn't out of station that is…
I was lucky, he wasn't out of station today.
Oh
the joys of Bhutan.